Visit lovely New Zealand!

You'll be free from COVID-19, but may still have to deal with orcs.

Lord of the Rings

  • It's basically the only thing you know about our country
  • We do other things as well.

Sheep

  • New Zealand has literally thousands of sheep for every person.
  • Surprising, init?

Accents

  • We have some of the most fun accents ever.
  • "I"s sound like "E"s and vice versa.

Movies and Music

  • Taika Waititi
  • Flight of the Conchords
  • That's about it, really...

What our customers say:

"We saw Hobbiton after a 7 hour bus ride!"

Literally everyone that visits New Zealand

HoneyMoon Package

  • Price: $500
  • Dates offered: April through August
  • This package includes: Snake wrestling, Kangaroo boxing, not dying of COVID-19, toilet paper, comp'd respirator.

COVID-19 package

  • Price: $50
  • Dates offered: March through November.
  • This package includes: Vaccinations, Clean water, A bed made of hay, and last but not least... you guessed it! Toilet paper.

Lord of the Rings package

  • Price: $700
  • Dates offered: January through July
  • This package includes: Room and board within a hobbit hole, smoking with Gandolf, going on an adventure with Frodo.